findmeinsf:

godslonelywoman:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

I WANT TO GO TO THERE

Wait that’s adorable

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)



adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.



mermantony:

badass kya. I got it from my mamma!


(Source: sukish)



elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision





slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir"